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{"type":"standard","title":"Tropical Storm Zelda (1991)","displaytitle":"Tropical Storm Zelda (1991)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q17147133","titles":{"canonical":"Tropical_Storm_Zelda_(1991)","normalized":"Tropical Storm Zelda (1991)","display":"Tropical Storm Zelda (1991)"},"pageid":41570648,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ec/ZELDA_nov_29_1991_2040Z.jpg/320px-ZELDA_nov_29_1991_2040Z.jpg","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ec/ZELDA_nov_29_1991_2040Z.jpg","width":601,"height":601},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1265202061","tid":"fe37aca1-c2e9-11ef-8fde-58709773d108","timestamp":"2024-12-25T17:59:32Z","description":"Pacific tropical cyclone","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropical_Storm_Zelda_(1991)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropical_Storm_Zelda_(1991)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropical_Storm_Zelda_(1991)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tropical_Storm_Zelda_(1991)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropical_Storm_Zelda_(1991)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Tropical_Storm_Zelda_(1991)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropical_Storm_Zelda_(1991)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tropical_Storm_Zelda_(1991)"}},"extract":"Severe Tropical Storm Zelda was the last tropical cyclone of the 1991 Pacific typhoon season; it struck the Marshall Islands on November 28. The area of low pressure that eventually became Zelda formed near the International Date Line, and strengthened into a tropical depression on November 27. The Joint Typhoon Warning Center (JTWC) reported that the depression had reached tropical storm intensity near the Marshall Islands on November 28, thus naming it Zelda. On November 29, the storm quickly strengthened to 65 knots according to the JTWC, equivalent to a Category 1 typhoon on the Saffir–Simpson hurricane wind scale. It reached a peak of 80 kn according to the JTWC, and 60 kn according to the Japanese Meteorological Agency (JMA), with a barometric pressure of 975 hectopascals (28.8 inHg). Zelda weakened into a tropical storm on December 2, and then a tropical depression two days later. The JTWC discontinued warnings late on December 4, while the JMA declared the storm to be extratropical the next day and continued to track until it crossed the International Date Line again on December 7.","extract_html":"
Severe Tropical