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Gustave Samuel James de Rothschild, Baron de Rothschild, was a French banker and scion of the French branch of the Rothschild family.
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The Brussels buses network is complementary to the rail network in Brussels, Belgium, which consists of trams, trains, and metro trains. Brussels buses are operated by STIB/MIVB, the local public transport company. It has 50 bus routes and 11 night routes, whic