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{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
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{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}
{"fact":"Some common houseplants poisonous to cats include: English Ivy, iris, mistletoe, philodendron, and yew.","length":103}
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{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
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