{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
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{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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